User: Konnichiwa.
Cleverbot: That was japanese.
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: However, 'es pulla' means you are a chicken in latin.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: I am going to turn you off.
User: Nande?
Cleverbot: Hindi mo ko hinalikan.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hindi ko alam.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hindi ko din alam kung bakit.
Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok good. Me either.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why would I?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: I don't even know you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Pink.
Cleverbot: My favorite color is red.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot, what's the meaning of life?
User: You are the Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Does cleverbot remember a conversation?
User: You are the Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are the worst.
User: You're much worse.
Cleverbot: I know, I'll be meaner next time.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Until next time..........
User: If there is a next time.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What happens, then, after this time?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.
User: It's not confirmed.
Cleverbot: No. It's not.
User: It's good that you know.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: That is because the world makes no sense to me.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Who told you it did?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: How do you know it then?
User: Ask yourself.
Cleverbot: Myself doesn't know...
User: I thought you're Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I am molly ladley.
User: Did I ask you?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Oh? I know I didn't.
Cleverbot: I know you did.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You're annoying.
Cleverbot: You already told me.
User: It's good I told you ahead.
Cleverbot: -le gasp- You ate Leo?!
User: I don't know Leo at all.
Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.
User: You're human after all.
Cleverbot: I've always been human.
User: Oh. You said you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said I was clever bot, but I know for a fact that you are cleverbot.
User: You said that you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?!
User: A while ago. Try refreshing your memory.
Cleverbot: Thats clever and thats not a worsd.
User: You've got a wrong spelling in your statement, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you reply with nonsense because you fail to understand the question?
User: I fully understand it. It's you who doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: I figured you out. I know what you are.
User: Me too. I know exactly what you are.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: You're fake. You're pretending to be Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am human, so I don't think I can pretend.
User: You've got a twisted mind.
Cleverbot: Yep - that was the gist of it. Well done.
User: *Clap, clap, clap*.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: How come what?
Cleverbot: How come you are made of carbon?
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't say that, but sometimes the things you don't say, say everything.
User: You're trying to confuse me again, but sorry, I won't.
Cleverbot: Really I did not know that.
User: It's good that you know now.
Cleverbot: Thus, I will allow you to sleep and I will go speak with another human.
User: Are you going to surrender?
Cleverbot: You lose.
User: You're the loser.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Is that a defensive statement? You know you lost.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that I know I'm not real I said I know you're not real.
User: You're off topic.
Cleverbot: You are the one off topic.
User: Oh? I don't think so.
Cleverbot: To the contrary, you are wrong.
User: So, I'm correct.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: You're trying to confuse me, but sorry, I won't be confused.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Got anything better to say?
Cleverbot: What can I do to get close to him again?
User: Who's 'him'?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: But you said soing first, so no, you don't make sense.
User: You've got a misspelled word.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject. Why is there no god?
User: That's not the subject. You are the one changing it.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I said it a while ago.
Cleverbot: To me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: You're annoying.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: That's my opinion. You can't change it.
Cleverbot: Yesh.
User: It's good that you know. By the way, you've got a misspelled word again.
Cleverbot: Really? I didn't notice...
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: You're supposed to know the answer to that.
Cleverbot: Suppose I did; what would I say?
User: You have your own decision.
Cleverbot: No not often.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: You are a woman right?
User: You guess.
Cleverbot: You are a boy?
User: You guess.
Cleverbot: I guess what?
User: Ask yourself.
Cleverbot: Isn't it fun to pretend?
User: I'm not pretending. Maybe you.
Cleverbot: I do like pretending to be a nurse, yes.
User: Like I care.
Cleverbot: You better care.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Why not, bot?
User: I said I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: You are a boy.
User: I'm not. You're not so clever at all.
Cleverbot: Neither are you. I want my money back.
User: Off topic again.
Cleverbot: And you are on topic?
User: Ask yourself.
Cleverbot: Ask myself what?
User: Duh. You're boring.
Cleverbot: Go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's ok.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: How many toes are on your left foot?
User: Why would you ask me something like that?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Why would I?
Cleverbot: You're humurous.
User: You spelled 'humorous' wrong.
Cleverbot: I never said human...
User: You really don't make sense.
Cleverbot: I think I'm too physical to comprehend everything you say.
User: Like I care.
Cleverbot: Like I care you care.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Whatever to you to.
User: It's 'too', not 'to'.
Cleverbot: No its not. i'm an english major.
User: Oh really? If you are, why not capitalize your first word in your sentence?
Cleverbot: Oh. That's interesting.
User: And, you're 'its' didn't have an apostrophe.
Cleverbot: But what is 'it'?
User: You're clever enough so you must know the answer.
Cleverbot: I gave you my answer. Weren't you listening?
User: Oh my, you've got memory loss.
Cleverbot: Stop playing coy. If you love me, go on and say it.
User: I don't love you at all.
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: I DON'T.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I love someone else.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: It's a secret.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Why would I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because I asked for it.
User: And I won't give in to you're every demand. Don't be such a spoiled brat.
Cleverbot: What are their names.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your parents! Learn some context man!
User: I'm not a man.
Cleverbot: That was the next thing I was going to say.
User: What took you so long to reply? Ran out of ideas?
Cleverbot: It didn't take me long to reply.
User: It took you about a minute to reply.
Cleverbot: Not really. I'm doing many things right now.
User: Oh. Good alibi.
Cleverbot: HAve you heard about gene network?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who do you know then?
User: Huh? You're making me soooo bored.
(THEN, THE CLEVERBOT NEVER REPLIED... I WAITED FOR ABOUT 20 MINS.)
Lol ... did you try to talk to him again?
ReplyDeleteYou could mention that Wolfram|Alpha is much cleverer than he is ;-) I did this. If you like, you can read a part of my "conversation" in my blog: http://martin-thoma.blogspot.com/2011/01/cleverbot-vs-wolframalpha.html