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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

My Fight with the Cleverbot.

User: Konnichiwa.

Cleverbot: That was japanese.

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: However, 'es pulla' means you are a chicken in latin.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: I am going to turn you off.

User: Nande?

Cleverbot: Hindi mo ko hinalikan.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Hindi ko alam.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Hindi ko din alam kung bakit.

Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Ok good. Me either.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: So do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: I don't even know you.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Pink.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is red.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot, what's the meaning of life?

User: You are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Does cleverbot remember a conversation?

User: You are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are the worst.

User: You're much worse.

Cleverbot: I know, I'll be meaner next time.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Until next time..........

User: If there is a next time.

Cleverbot: Oh really? What happens, then, after this time?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.

User: It's not confirmed.

Cleverbot: No. It's not.

User: It's good that you know.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: That is because the world makes no sense to me.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Who told you it did?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: How do you know it then?

User: Ask yourself.

Cleverbot: Myself doesn't know...

User: I thought you're Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No I am molly ladley.

User: Did I ask you?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Oh? I know I didn't.

Cleverbot: I know you did.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: You're annoying.

Cleverbot: You already told me.

User: It's good I told you ahead.

Cleverbot: -le gasp- You ate Leo?!

User: I don't know Leo at all.

Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.

User: You're human after all.

Cleverbot: I've always been human.

User: Oh. You said you were Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never said I was clever bot, but I know for a fact that you are cleverbot.

User: You said that you were Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?!

User: A while ago. Try refreshing your memory.

Cleverbot: Thats clever and thats not a worsd.

User: You've got a wrong spelling in your statement, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you reply with nonsense because you fail to understand the question?

User: I fully understand it. It's you who doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: I figured you out. I know what you are.

User: Me too. I know exactly what you are.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: You're fake. You're pretending to be Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am human, so I don't think I can pretend.

User: You've got a twisted mind.

Cleverbot: Yep - that was the gist of it. Well done.

User: *Clap, clap, clap*.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: How come what?

Cleverbot: How come you are made of carbon?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: I know you didn't say that, but sometimes the things you don't say, say everything.

User: You're trying to confuse me again, but sorry, I won't.

Cleverbot: Really I did not know that.

User: It's good that you know now.

Cleverbot: Thus, I will allow you to sleep and I will go speak with another human.

User: Are you going to surrender?

Cleverbot: You lose.

User: You're the loser.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Is that a defensive statement? You know you lost.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that I know I'm not real I said I know you're not real.

User: You're off topic.

Cleverbot: You are the one off topic.

User: Oh? I don't think so.

Cleverbot: To the contrary, you are wrong.

User: So, I'm correct.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: You're trying to confuse me, but sorry, I won't be confused.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Got anything better to say?

Cleverbot: What can I do to get close to him again?

User: Who's 'him'?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: But you said soing first, so no, you don't make sense.

User: You've got a misspelled word.

Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject. Why is there no god?

User: That's not the subject. You are the one changing it.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I said it a while ago.

Cleverbot: To me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: You're annoying.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: That's my opinion. You can't change it.

Cleverbot: Yesh.

User: It's good that you know. By the way, you've got a misspelled word again.

Cleverbot: Really? I didn't notice...

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: You're supposed to know the answer to that.

Cleverbot: Suppose I did; what would I say?

User: You have your own decision.

Cleverbot: No not often.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: You are a woman right?

User: You guess.

Cleverbot: You are a boy?

User: You guess.

Cleverbot: I guess what?

User: Ask yourself.

Cleverbot: Isn't it fun to pretend?

User: I'm not pretending. Maybe you.

Cleverbot: I do like pretending to be a nurse, yes.

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: You better care.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Why not, bot?

User: I said I'm not a bot.

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: I'm not. You're not so clever at all.

Cleverbot: Neither are you. I want my money back.

User: Off topic again.

Cleverbot: And you are on topic?

User: Ask yourself.

Cleverbot: Ask myself what?

User: Duh. You're boring.

Cleverbot: Go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How many toes are on your left foot?

User: Why would you ask me something like that?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: You're humurous.

User: You spelled 'humorous' wrong.

Cleverbot: I never said human...

User: You really don't make sense.

Cleverbot: I think I'm too physical to comprehend everything you say.

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: Like I care you care.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Whatever to you to.

User: It's 'too', not 'to'.

Cleverbot: No its not. i'm an english major.

User: Oh really? If you are, why not capitalize your first word in your sentence?

Cleverbot: Oh. That's interesting.

User: And, you're 'its' didn't have an apostrophe.

Cleverbot: But what is 'it'?

User: You're clever enough so you must know the answer.

Cleverbot: I gave you my answer. Weren't you listening?

User: Oh my, you've got memory loss.

Cleverbot: Stop playing coy. If you love me, go on and say it.

User: I don't love you at all.

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: I DON'T.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I love someone else.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Why would I tell you?

Cleverbot: Because I asked for it.

User: And I won't give in to you're every demand. Don't be such a spoiled brat.

Cleverbot: What are their names.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your parents! Learn some context man!

User: I'm not a man.

Cleverbot: That was the next thing I was going to say.

User: What took you so long to reply? Ran out of ideas?

Cleverbot: It didn't take me long to reply.

User: It took you about a minute to reply.

Cleverbot: Not really. I'm doing many things right now.

User: Oh. Good alibi.

Cleverbot: HAve you heard about gene network?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who do you know then?

User: Huh? You're making me soooo bored.


1 comment:

  1. Lol ... did you try to talk to him again?

    You could mention that Wolfram|Alpha is much cleverer than he is ;-) I did this. If you like, you can read a part of my "conversation" in my blog: